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Windows Error Codes!

Windows Error Codes Unveiled!

WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger

WindowError:002 No error . . . yet.

WindowError:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.

WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.

WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused

WindowError:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.

WindowError:007 System price error. Inadequate money spent.

WindowError:008 Broken window. Watch for glass fragments.

WindowError:009 Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.

WindowError:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.

WindowError:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.

WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More RAM needed. More! More!

WindowError:00D Window closed. Do not look out.

WindowError:00E Window open, do not look in.

WindowError:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.

WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes

WindowError:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.

WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

WindowError:017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.

WindowError:018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.

WindowError:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!

WindowError:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.

WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.

WindowError:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.

WindowError:01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.

WindowError:01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.

WindowError:01F Reserved for future mistakes

WindowError:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.

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